It takes mastur88tory gar8age to KNOW mastur88tory gar8age! 8OOM. Ice 8urn out of nowhere. 8ut ok! I still don't remem8er MUCH a8out you, what with you 8eing so incredi8ly dull and unimportant. 8ut my latest memory did mention you! 8riefly. Dismissively. Sollux was there. And Aradia, 8ut unlike every8ody else she wasn't dressed up all pir8tey like. Possi8ly 8ecause she was the 8iggest party pooper who ever existed! Who knows. ANYWAY. Sollux said that you were "the douche who 8linded him" (lol) and that the ghost part of him was sharing a sprite 8ody with you. Whatever that means. My working theory is that it is what happened to me and Tavros! Which means that sprites are glowy floaty 8lue things that explode. Man. A lot of things sure did like exploding around Vriska. No innuendo. May8e that was my endearing character tr8? Things would explode and 8its of me would fall off and every8ody would 8e like "that's our Vriska!" Whatever. Then I said some stuff a8out how it was a shame that Gamzee (who I guess is the same person as Gam????????) prototyped your torso parts. Which makes no sense! Unsurprisingly, 8ecause nothing ever DOES in this clusterfuck of 8izarre unconnected events. Seriously. The day I remem8er something that I can actually interpret and/or doesn't cut off at an infuri8tingly dramatic moment is the day I have a heart attack and fucking die. What is context? Our past lives sure don't know!!!!!!!! Ugh. Man. Just thinking a8out it gets me all steamed. Where was I? Right! Right. I ALSO talked a8out how I used to OWN YOU during our nautical campaigns all the time. And no8ody argued! Which 8ascially proves that in the eyes of Aradia, Sollux, John, Less-Hot-Vriska and Pinky-Fishtrident I WAS 8ETTER THAN YOU. Some things never change, right? Lol.
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8ut ok! I still don't remem8er MUCH a8out you, what with you 8eing so incredi8ly dull and unimportant. 8ut my latest memory did mention you! 8riefly. Dismissively.
Sollux was there. And Aradia, 8ut unlike every8ody else she wasn't dressed up all pir8tey like. Possi8ly 8ecause she was the 8iggest party pooper who ever existed! Who knows.
ANYWAY. Sollux said that you were "the douche who 8linded him" (lol) and that the ghost part of him was sharing a sprite 8ody with you. Whatever that means.
My working theory is that it is what happened to me and Tavros! Which means that sprites are glowy floaty 8lue things that explode.
Man. A lot of things sure did like exploding around Vriska. No innuendo. May8e that was my endearing character tr8? Things would explode and 8its of me would fall off and every8ody would 8e like "that's our Vriska!" Whatever.
Then I said some stuff a8out how it was a shame that Gamzee (who I guess is the same person as Gam????????) prototyped your torso parts. Which makes no sense! Unsurprisingly, 8ecause nothing ever DOES in this clusterfuck of 8izarre unconnected events. Seriously. The day I remem8er something that I can actually interpret and/or doesn't cut off at an infuri8tingly dramatic moment is the day I have a heart attack and fucking die. What is context? Our past lives sure don't know!!!!!!!!
Ugh. Man. Just thinking a8out it gets me all steamed.
Where was I? Right! Right. I ALSO talked a8out how I used to OWN YOU during our nautical campaigns all the time.
And no8ody argued! Which 8ascially proves that in the eyes of Aradia, Sollux, John, Less-Hot-Vriska and Pinky-Fishtrident I WAS 8ETTER THAN YOU.
Some things never change, right? Lol.