Whoa. Really? I don't remem8er that. Not that I am dou8ting you! What with the fact that a) he is a douche and 8) he totally just got granted a giant fuckoff laser gun deal from the magical 8ullshit echo express. One that he is too wimpy as wussy and weak to even lift, just fyi! So you 8n't got to worry a8out him shooting you again. :::;D Did you end up 8lind? 8ecause past you kind of mentioned that he 8linded you. Eridan, I mean. I guess 8linding was all the rage 8ack then? May8e I started a trend or something. It wouldn't surprise me! I mean I got every8ody wearing the pir8te stuff, after all. ::::)
well this wasnt a gun it was fuck this sounds stupid but a magic wand i guess? as long as he doesnt have that though its not a problem... he doesnt really seem two evil rn anyway so i guess even if he had it im probably fine.
i dont know... im not sure what happened, he knocked me out i guess? or killed me? idk. i do remember dying once where i. probably was blind? not sure but i definitely couldnt see anything...
[Tavia will wake up the morning after her Germany visit with a blond beard/mustache made out of weirdly synthetic hair, and a note which reads as follows:]
Uh. 8re you s8re? 8ecause I am kiiiiiiiind of helping Wally 8uild a gaze8o and I just d8n't know if I'll h8ve t8me!!!!!!!! It is a very inv8lved process th8t I am an integr8l p8rt of. You can't 8uild a gaze8o without me, D8nny. It just isn't done.
You know you'll for REAL die, right? You know that's a thing? This will 8e HELLS OF F8TAL. No going 8ack! People die when they are killed!!!!!!!! And dying is incredi8ly unpleasant.
Well. I guess past you WAS super heinous. What with me sacrificing thousands of ghosts to kill you somehow. So killing you IS what a hero would do. And I am hells of heroic! It is my curse. Which means I guess you are right! And I should follow through on the whole murder thing. We can even 8ury you under Wally's gaze8o with the other dead guys if we hurry up a8out it. Yeah!
How should I know! It is YOUR painful and final and irreversi8le death, Danny. You should arrange this particular party. 8ut I guess if you want my input, we should totally just murder you in Wally's 8ack yard. Then I can just roll you into the gaze8o found8tions without having to cart you halfway across town! I am all a8out efficiency in my murder. All a8out it.
[He doesn't really want to think about the logistics of this, it's too morbid. But hey, if they can easily...get rid of the body afterwards, then that's good, right?
God, this is so messed up. Danny wishes this wasn't the only real option left for him now.]
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