[IC contact post]

[drama8om8]

I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.

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text message;

[enrages]

WE OVERTHREW A QUEEN, AG.
WE OVERTHREW A FUCKING QUEEN.

text message;

[drama8om8]

Wh8t?
Karson. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. You are doing the 8a88le thing again!

text message; at like 3 am

[enrages]

I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER GET INTO TROUBLE I WOULD HELP YOU OUT OR POTENTIALLY STOP YOU FROM GETTING INTO TROUBLE
and

yeah.
that's all.

text message;

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Is this your way of checking I'm not pregnant?
8ecause upd8: me and Alan, STILL NOT DOING IT.
I hope that puts your mind at ease IT'S 3AM WH8T IS WR8NG WITH Y8U

text message; at like 5 am

[enrages]

SOULBOND MEETING SOULBOND MEETINGS.
WE'RE DOING IT.
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS SHIT OCCUR.
basically, it's time to do a meeting for everyone we're soulbonded to so we can discuss shit and figure out what to do and maybe finally trigger me some badass powers.
i'm off work this friday, but i don't have a place.
can we use your house?

text message; karson pls

[drama8om8]

Haha, aww. I was w8ting for something like this! Even if I wasn't expecting it at 5AM.
Ok, 8rave leader. "Soul8ond meeting." At my place. Friday.
A "soul8ond meeting" that a8solutely isn't a surprise one-day-l8 8irthday party for me, right???????? :::;D
I KNEW you guys wouldn't forget! I mean I wasn't even worried or ANYTHING. Wow. Super gr8 friends.
Using my place is a8solutely fine. And we can order pizza and every8ody can touch the loot pile and it'll 8e super gr8! And triggery. In the good way. That too.

text; october 25th, around 8am in the morning.

[eras]

happy birthday octavia!
is blue your favorite color

[ She's frosting cupcakes. ]

text;

[drama8om8]

It was kind of yesterday actually? It's just the PARTY that is today. 8ecause Karson! Karson and his plots and his schemes and his leaderplans. 8ut ok, haha. I mean thanks or whatever.

(Yes 8lue is my favorite 8ut don't 8other REALLY getting me a gift. 8ring an empty 8ox or something. As cover! I mean we wouldn't want the police to find you and catch you anc murder you or anything.
8ecause then you'd 8e dead!
And friendly reminder that deadness 8n't ACTUALLY a st8 present me wants any8ody in, for the record. Just saying.)

voicemail; 12/29 10pm

[anequal]

I thought about it over the last few days, and as much as you scared the hell out of me at the time, I owe you a real apology. We weren't trying to spite your sign or hurt you and it was just a stupid competition, but i still hurt your feelings, and I wanted to say I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Octavia.

text message;

[drama8om8]

[ Aww hell naw she is not doing this via voice wow ]

I thought we esta8lished that I WASN'T M8D and therefore this whole thing is a8solutely the most pointless?
If I WAS mad then you would 8e all kinds of fucked right now.
Like I would pro8a8ly have already mindfucked you into slicing up your own face and sh8ving your head to make sure no8ody w8uld ev8r find you attr8ct8ve ag8in!
That would have 8een a pretty fitting punishment. If I were mad. Which I am not! So no 8iggie. ::::)

handwritten letter; (future dated for tomorrow)

[honestopinion]

[He knows better than to put her name on the outside of the letter.. but he's sure Gavin will get the idea of who it's for once he opens it. Jamie doesn't make much money, being thirteen an all you don't bring in much income, but he can sorta kinda draw..

Drawing a picture of her or something he enjoys seems to creepy/selfish, after all this is a Christmas present. A quick google search (with SAFE SEARCH ON) gave him an image of some yaoi neko-boy character he could maybe draw for her.. Jamies not even sure he knows what series this is but it's the thought that counts..]

This is for Tavia.
Merry Christmas! This gift sucks but I hope you like it.
He's from some yaoi anime or something.

-Jamie B. Killagan.

[His handwriting is terrible btw enjoy.]

not here; (I'M GOING TO DIE)

[drama8om8]

[ OH NO THAT'S CUTE

That'll be getting put up on a wall right next to things Alan has drawn for her. THERE MAY ALSO BE REWARDS OF HUGS AND STUFF NEXT TIME SHE SEES JAMIE IN PERSON, GOSH.

 

 

Jamie just better hope Alan doesn't get jelly during those 3dmg lessons amirite ]

[wonk]

yo idk who that is on simonedhard but u probably shouldnt reveal ur name in anon asks there

u kno just 2 be safe

[drama8om8]

Safe schmafe!!!!!!!!
Some8ody is JACKING MY IDENTITY. And if there is anything in this world more important and prestigious than 8eing me, I 8n't never heard of it! >::::O

handwritten text; SO PRIVATE;

[stagnantair]

Octavia. I realize it has been a while, but I did realize I should see that Alan and you are still safe in my apartment, or have found a new living situation.

[It's obviously from Gavin, if she knows his number or handwriting, but he's being particularly formal.]

I hoped to contact you, to let you know my current position and that I will no longer be needing anything in my apartment. You may make use of it however you want.

I am staying at Doctor John Smith's home at the moment, though I ask you do not try to meet me there. It would be dangerous as well as stupid.

I want you to give my PC to Jamie, when you see him, and let him and Luke go through my handheld games. You and Alan may keep my Play Station 3, along with anything else.

Thank you.

1/2

[drama8om8]

8H MY FUCKING G8D G8VIN YOU EGREGRIOUS PILE 8F F8CK I TH8UGHT YOU W8RE HELLS OF DE8D WH8T THE FUCK IS WR8NG W8TH Y88 WHAT IS YOUR DEAL WH8T IS YOUR F8CKING DAM8GE WHY W8ULD YOU DO TH8T I SH8ULD PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK YOU WILL W8SH YOU WERE DE8D 8Y THE T8ME I AM D8NE WITH YOU H8LY FUCK8ALLS

[wonk]

yo shouldnt aria have come back 2 life

[drama8om8]

I guess she wasn't a Jesus.
I remem8er her 8eing a ghost 8efore. And also a ro8ot.
Not every8ody who played the game got to come 8ack when they died. I remem8er a LOT of ghosts from when Vriska was dead. And not all of them can have 8een heroes or villains!

text;

[waltharius]

So I got another poncho-thing?? I'll be honest -- I'm starting to get a little concerned about Past Me's fashion sense.

text;

[drama8om8]

I 8n't seeing why this is such a concern for YOU of all people, 8ro.
Sew the sides of a poncho together and 8AM! Instant sweater vest. Like predecessor like........ presentdecessor........?
Whatever! I demand pics. With a som8rero too if you can find one.

text;

[somesayinfire]

Hey, Tavia. I know it's been a while since we talked, but I've been seeing your comments lately. Are you doing okay? Like, off the record. No pretense or anything. I'm worried about you.

text;

[drama8om8]

Wow. I am a8solutely the last person that any8ody should ever worry a8out ever.
What with 8eing immortal and all! There is a strict limit on how not-okay I can possi8ly 8e. It's pretty gr8.
Whatever would make you think I was anything 8ut the MOST peachy and ok and totally fine????????

text;

[oncedevil]

Say, I know this is out of the blue but I've got something to ask you about.

You mentioned you've had a pretty serious run in with the mafia guys, right?

text;

[drama8om8]

Sure! If 8y "a pretty serious run-in" you mean "they totally fucking murdered one of my 8est friends and turned his dog into a monster and F8CK THOSE GUYS IN THE EAR."
Why?

[text] pretend this was like two weeks ago

[gogoghostpowers]

So...

have you noticed anything weird with Alan? Like, at all?

[text]

[drama8om8]

Weird?
Weird how. I mean other than his a8normally cute 8utt and his 8eautiful eye8rows and the way that his mom just died horri8ly and shit.
Like how weird are we talking here?

[MORE ANNOYING TEXT MESSAGES]

[oncedevil]

Let's get the intro out of the way - this is gonna be weird and you don't have to answer if you don't want to.

Actually let's just assume that disclaimer with anything I ask you from now on, yeah?

Anyway, you said you killed someone before. Yeah?

[drama8om8]

This life or previous life?
I mean the answer is yes either way, 8ut the num8ers involved are kiiiiiiiind of different. ::::I

text;

[yerawizarderi]

[He's really unsure about this, like. Mega unsure, but he's been thinking for a while... and. Well. He doesn't feel like he has much of a choice. A mysterious choice about mysterious things. Time to be mysterious. And awkward.]

so lets start wwith the bloody obvvious here
you dont like me
i dont like you
but as shit stands youre like the only fuckin person i really knoww from my past life and thus youre likely to be able to givve me more damn echos or wwhatevver
so ill just be frank and say i wwant you to help me get some more
for reasons
you obvviously dont havve to and if you wwont then fine
i can respect that and accept it so dont make this awwkwward and if you say no then forget I evver asked or somethin
i dont knoww
this is stupid

[Fucking nailed it.]

text;

[drama8om8]

Well, well, wellllllll. Look what the freakish giant seahorse dragged in! Lol.
Eri Ampora, reducing himself to grovelling at my feet for the scraps of inform8tion I might 8e willing to give him. How increeeeeeeedi8ly unexpected.
8ut I suppose it is appropri8. What with me 8eing the most knowledgea8le person around here, and also considering that I am 8asically the leader of our soul8ond group since Karson 8it the dust.
I guess I should em8race my responsi8ilities and give you some help! Since you asked so contritely, as 8efits your st8tion. ::::)
Anything particular you have in mind, my lowest and stupid-haired-est of su8ordin8tes? Or should I just tl;dr at you indiscrimin8tely?

[text] LATER ON SATURDAY NIGHT...

[gogoghostpowers]

Octavia. Remind me again, what do you know about this big crazy bad guy we were supposed to have been fighting? Mr. British or something?

[text]

[drama8om8]

LORD ENGLISH! God.
He was incredi8ly evil. And destroyed universes, and it was my jo8 to find him and stop him somehow. Something to do with ghosts! And their unfortun8 deaths.
I also recently remem8ered that my post-death piracy was in pursuit of him! I was talking a8out how we were acting as 88 8ait and leading him on a chase through our spooky afterlife place.
While he used his monster 8reath to 8low shit up! What a dick.
Do you remem8er him too now? Is that a thing????????

private network message

[mood2wiingiing]

ok i cant believe im actually asking you this but

do you know anything about eridan other than him presumably being eri and him being an asshole?

[drama8om8]

Man. Do I EVER!
I could write a 8ook a8out that guy. I mean the pages would just 8e filled with "what a fucking douche8ag with his shitty hair and his stupid accent and his magnificent eye8rows" over and over, 8ut it would still 8e a 8ook. One with like a 8illion pages. And unflattering artwork on the cover.
It would 8e called "Wagina: Tale of a Shitty Sack of Shitty Shit."
Ugh. Ugh! Now you got me all irrit8ted. Way to go, asshole!!!!!!!! Now I will 8e mildly steamed for at LEAST a few minutes. God.

 

 

Meaning what did you want to know in particular.

[wonk]

[Tavia will wake up the morning after her Germany visit with a blond beard/mustache made out of weirdly synthetic hair, and a note which reads as follows:]


<3333333 form roxy + danny

*from lol

[text] shhhh pretend this was like 2 days ago

[gogoghostpowers]

Octavia, do you remember that thing I asked you to do for me?

I want to go through with it.

[text] no

[drama8om8]

[ wait what ]

Uh. 8re you s8re?
8ecause I am kiiiiiiiind of helping Wally 8uild a gaze8o and I just d8n't know if I'll h8ve t8me!!!!!!!!
It is a very inv8lved process th8t I am an integr8l p8rt of. You can't 8uild a gaze8o without me, D8nny. It just isn't done.

[wonk]

so um

did danny send u a thing

he sent me a thing and like

idk what 2 think

[drama8om8]

[ sHIT SHit shit TIME TO BE UNSUSPICIOUS ]

He might have sent me a thing.
What was YOUR thing? Let's compare things.

No homo.