[IC contact post]

[drama8om8]

I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.

Comments

text message;

[drama8om8]

YOU TEXTED ME WHILE I WAS GETTING MY VALUA8LE 8EAUTY SLEEP TO UNIRONICALLY TELL ME YOU APPRECI8 ME AND SHIT I THINK THAT MERITS EXPLAN8TION WH8T THE FUCK.
You are like one step away from a drunken, 8lu88ering "I love you man," uttered 8efore passing out on my couch in a puddle of your own shame.

text message;

[enrages]

sorry, then.
fuck, okay fine.
sorry i bothered to text you.
go back to sleep!!!

text message;

[drama8om8]

Uh.
W8 are you like.
Sad or offended or something?
DO you love me? Is that what this is. A 8ig confession of friendlove and I made you feel like an a8solute tool?
Why Karson! I had noooooooo idea! ;D

text message;

[enrages]

shut the fuck up, you are so misguided.
this shit is misguided.
i don't feel like a tool and

okay maybe i friendlove you maybe that's a thing now SHUT UP.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.

text message;

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Ok n8w *I* feel like an 8sshole and I don't actually know how to deal with that. So next time I see you I am going to give you 88 dollars! 8ecause I am pretty sure there is no 8etter way to demonstr8 my friendlove.
Nighty-night, 8rave leader! Lol. 8)