Wally. Even if you were wearing a pink frilly minidress and killer heels you would 8e wearing a sweater vest in SPIRIT. We 8oth know this. Don't fight it!
And you realise that now you told me it's shimmery I *NEED* to see you in it, right. Is it satin? Shiny-ass satin poncho????????
[ He's attached three more, all varying angles of the same empty bedroom. If she looks closely, however, a distinctly Walter-shaped shadow is slightly visible.
Two more come a minute or so later. In one, Walter's actually present, looking a little frazzled as he holds up the offending (and yes, quite shimmery) poncho. The last = empty bedroom again. It's pretty obvious what's going on here, but he needs a sanity check, so he the text/picspam ends with a series of -- ]
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And you realise that now you told me it's shimmery I *NEED* to see you in it, right.
Is it satin? Shiny-ass satin poncho????????
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[ And attached is said picture. Of... Walter's empty bedroom. No redhead in sight. ]
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Leave the jokes to your face (lol, sick 8urn outta nowhere!) and send an ACTUAL selfie!!!!!!!!
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Can you see me in ANY of these pictures??
[ He's attached three more, all varying angles of the same empty bedroom. If she looks closely, however, a distinctly Walter-shaped shadow is slightly visible.
Two more come a minute or so later. In one, Walter's actually present, looking a little frazzled as he holds up the offending (and yes, quite shimmery) poncho. The last = empty bedroom again. It's pretty obvious what's going on here, but he needs a sanity check, so he the text/picspam ends with a series of -- ]
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*Harry Poncho