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I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.
I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.
text message;
Altern8 si8lings don't count! At all.
If your dad knocked up my gross mom THEN this is kind of fucked! 8ut he totally pro8a8ly didn't so we are FINE.
F I N E.
I don't mean fine as in "damn you fine," 8tw. Just regular type. No 8romo.
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NO MOTHERFUCKIN BROMO.
EVEN IF WE AREN'T REAL LIFE BROTHER AND SISTER, NO BROMO.
WE NEED TO MAKE A DEATH PACT OR SOMETHING.
NEVER TO HIT ON EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN.
OR MOCK HIT ON EACH OTHER.
THAT'S ALSO UNACCEPTABLE.
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I don't think you realise how devast8ting the loss of 8eing a8le to mock hit on you constantly is going to 8e to me.
Like I am already kind of getting withdrawal symptoms here.
I H8 8eing co-Jesus. >8C
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IT'S HARD AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.
BUT WE MUST PERSEVERE.
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(And if we do then I QUIT.)
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IS THERE, LIKE, A FATE THING INVOLVED HERE?
OR DO WE GET FREE WILL???
I REALLY HOPE WE GET FREE WILL.
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Do you seriously think that there would ever have 8een awkward-in-retrospect comments a8out each others' 8utts if f8 were involved in this?
That PROVES that we have free will! THERE. 8uttcest now served a purpose and we can feel significantly less horrified a8out it forever while we concentr8 on not dying for any8ody no matter what.
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I MEAN, WHAT IF FATE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS THAT WE WOULD MOCK HIT ON EACH OTHER?
AND UNIRONICALLY TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER'S BUTTS???
WHAT IF WE HAD FREE WILL, BUT WE MADE THE WRONG CHOICES, AND NOW WE HAVE TO FOLLOW FATE TO OUR SELF-SACRIFICING DEATHS?!!?!
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Imagine, for a moment, that you are a8solutely right! And f8 has plans for us to join hands and wear shitty sandals and ro8es and then die.
I want you to imagine how infuri8ted and ragey Alan would get.
I also want you to picture the scary-ass face your cutie 8estfriend would make.
Can you reeeeeeeeally picture any f8 standing up to their com8ined terrifyingitude? Especially considering we would also 8e fighting against this f8 as shoutily as possi8le? ;D
text message;
OKAY, I'LL BUY THAT.
I'LL BUY THAT BECAUSE OUR COMBINED FORCES OF SHOUTINESS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO OVERCOME ANY AND ALL OBSTACLES.
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*Jesus8orn.
Fus ro messiah!!!!!!!!