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[drama8om8]

I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.

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[enrages]

...............


do you want her to come.
she is really weird.

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[drama8om8]

Idk she seemed pretty normal to me???????? And if she comes that's some8ody else who doesn't h8 me and/or can talk to the people who h8 me so I don't have to. Every8ody wins!

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[enrages]

alright, i'll bring her along.
just make sure there's no meat in your house.
she'll flip if she sees it.

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[drama8om8]

Uh, can do. Pro8a8ly?
Mom's going away again so I can just. Dump anything like that in the trash.
And order unmeaty pizza, I guess?
8ut she 8etter 8e fine with dairy I AM HAVING A FUCKING CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

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[enrages]

just say that the cake and ice cream is all soy.
it doesn't actually have to be.
just say it is.
problems solved.

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[drama8om8]

That is shockingly immoral 8ut I am strangely ok with it. ::::O

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[enrages]

it is literally the only way to live with kiki.
i have learned to adapt.