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Duh! Keep my echoes.
My life has 8een at least 88 times 8etter since this stuff started! So even with all the dum8 shit and the dying and the inevita8ility of me turning into a freaky grey freak, I am in this for the longest of long hauls. Yeah!!!!!!!!

Even though it means outliving all your friends? Outliving Alan? Sorry, I know I'm getting depressing. You're just confusing me. Like, this is not how I expected anybody to react.

8efore this I didn't HAVE friends or Alan.
REAL ones I mean! Like I hung out with LOTS of people and was super majorly incredi8ly popular and well-liked and envied 8y 8asically every8ody, 8ut it was all like. Kind of lame.
8ut now I am a hero with hero friends and a hottie hus8ando. And if I forgot shit it would 8e hells of lame.
And it 8n't like it matters! You can't just choose to forget or whatever anyway, right?

Really? I find that hard to believe. ;) You're pretty great, Tavia. Always have been, as far as I'm concerned.

Also, I know you don't want to hear about this, but some people find grey skin attractive. Some people are even dating people whose skin recently turned grey. Some people who are texting you RIGHT NOW.

Grey-chel Roth.

I mean it 8n't necessarily the grey that's monstery! I am thinking of the entire package.
Grey skin and freaky teeth and gross yellow eyes and orange horns! NOT the 8est look.
I only remem8er what a couple of us looked like 8ut if I was anything like them I am 8ONED. Hells of 8oned. All the 8oned.
Luckily I have echosperience of 8linding people! So if I get toooooooo hideous I can just fuck every8ody's eyes up and spare myself from your horrified stares. I have it all worked out in advance.

I'm sure she hasn't heard that one yet. I'll be sure to call her that exclusively from now on. I'm surprised at you, though. I thought you were Octavia Serket-Hunter, hottest hottie to ever grace us with your hot presence since the sun. Why should a little echo-induced plastic surgery change that?

THIS is why, Smarty Mc8uttfeatures. http://tinyurl.com/hotawhat8a8haa8hiat

I don't know, that one on the right doesn't look too bad.

That's my past life sister and if she ever gets reincarn8ted you 8n't allowed to hit on her or say she's hot or give her 8utt more than the requisite 8-second glance it takes to register its relative position on your internal 8uttometer.

I'm not going to hit on your sister, Tavia. I'm just saying if you face-morph into someone half as cute as her, I don't think you'll have any problems getting by. (That wasn't me hitting on her. That was making an objective judgment call.)

I guess.
8ut it DOES come with the draw8ack that I will inevita8ly get 8 times as much creepy fanmail as I already get. Grey ladies have to 8e SOME8ODY'S fetish, and I will 8e the unfortun8 hottie to 8ear that terri8le 8urden. ::::C

Fortunately I'm already dating one, and I'm not into polygamy.

Seriously, though. 800%. 888%. You're doing okay? I don't have to put you on any kind of watch?

May8e an awesome watch. For people who are awesome.
I'm pretty ok! Like yeah stuff sucks 8ut I just have to distract myself with things that DON'T suck. So when I start missing Karson or whatever I just go 8r8k some 8-balls instead of sitting around crying like a 8g dum8 weaky-weak 8a8y. It works pretty gr8!

There's an entire industry that would disagree with those practices. But I guess as long as you aren't hurting yourself or other people, I can't disagree with it too much. Just don't discount the importance of crying sometimes, okay? It can actually biologically make you feel better. It releases the feel-bad chemicals that have been building up inside you.

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