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[drama8om8]

If he had a sword and a gun and wasn't scared of mafia assholes then he was a 8ADASS. And that is all you need to know!
Do YOU have swords and guns? 8ecause if not then you should GET them. You might remem8er more stuff!

And the spider adopted her I guess. 8ut she's definitely my mom.
*WAS definitely HER mom! Haha.
The guy who got murdered was totally my past life 8rother, and he don't remem8er a spider. So we figure we got separ8ted when we were 8a8ies or something.


And you missed the most important part of 8ullshitception! Which is the part when you 8elieve it so hard that it 8ecomes TRUE.
You 8ehave like a 8adass and do 8adass things and then realise that if you do 8adass things, you ARE a 8adass!
It's pretty gr8. ::::)

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[oncedevil]

Badass, a little insane, small details. I've got the sword, but no guns. Where would I even go to get something like that? They don't exactly hand them out to minors as far as I know.

Spider mom... your mom? Don't get your wires too crossed, this shit's crazy enough without us starting to forget who we are, you know.
How the hell would a giant spider even raise you? Man, fairies sure are weird.

Heh, that's gonna be the hard part. Convincing myself. I can put on an act every now and then, but convincing myself? That'll be harder.