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[drama8om8]

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[drama8om8]

Don't think of yourself as the monster, 8ro! You are the monster HUNTER.
Doing 8ad things don't make you less of a person if you are doing it for a good cause!
It is like past me said. You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero. ::::)

[oncedevil]

You'd think that would be a prerequisite, you know? Huh, maybe Hollywood's got it all wrong after all.
But I kinda like that, being the monster hunter. That's pretty cool.
'Cept I am a monster too. Not just for killing the snake woman but other reasons too.
Monsters that hunt monsters, yeah I could get behind that.

[drama8om8]

See! All this is WAY cooler than people first think.
Even if you don't seem all that super monstrous to me. 8ut whatever! You can rock the monster thing if you want, I guess. Em8race that shit!

[oncedevil]

Dunno if I'd go so far as to call it 'cool'. Necessary, maybe. I mean, we didn't get these powers for nothing right?
Heh, thanks. Let's just say I wasn't kidding when I said I ate the snake lady.

[drama8om8]

Whoa. For real????????
What the fuck is with the a8surd r8tio of past life canni8alism around here. Why is it even a thing. ::::I

[oncedevil]

Does it count as cannibalism if you weren't human?

[drama8om8]

May8e. Like.
Future-life-canni8alism? That could 8e a thing. I wasn't human either 8ut I guess it would still feel like canni8alism if I had str8-up snacked on some of the human chumps I knew. ::::|a

[oncedevil]

Hey I didn't exactly have control over it. I thought it was gross too.

[drama8om8]

 

 

 

So how'd she taste. ::::I

[oncedevil]

[Oh my god.]

You know I don't really have a good point of reference to describe it. That and I wasn't entirely coherent for the whole thing.

[drama8om8]

So she didn't taste like chicken? And/or you didn't decide her liver would go gr8 with fava 8eans and chianti????????
At least that means I don't have to hide you in my 8asement and keep you fed like I did Vriska's mom, I guess.

[oncedevil]

I can say with certainty that she did not taste like chicken. And I don't even know what the hell a fava bean is.
Let's not, I don't think I've fallen that far just yet.

[drama8om8]

Lighten up! I am joking with you, you goof.
The more you make light of this shit, the less of a 8ig deal it feels!
Trust me. I am GR8 at this stuff!

[oncedevil]

Sorry, my sense of humor needs a hard reset I think.
I'll be alright, it's not all bad yeah?
I mean until I shove a hipster's head on a pike or something but honestly, anyone with a neckbeard like that deserves it.

[drama8om8]

If you need MORE hipsters to pick on there is always Eri.
No neck8eard 8ut he qualifies! Just saying. >::::)

[oncedevil]

He is a pretentious piece of shit isn't he?
That's the asshole who thought offering an 'allowance' while proceeding to be a dick about homeless people was a good idea, yeah?

[drama8om8]

Yeah!
You might say he was 8eing........
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........ho8opho8ic.

[ YEAH!!!!!!!! ]

[oncedevil]

OH MY GOD.

THE NOISE I JUST MADE
I THINK I SNORTED.

I'd be upset but I think I needed that.

[drama8om8]

See! Joking makes EVERYTHING 8etter. You are welcome.

[oncedevil]

You're an invaluable asset to the numbered team as a whole.