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I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.
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honestly im not evven surprised but can you at LEAST not make this utterly insufferable
seriously
i can just go elsewwhere and hope for the fuckin best if thats wwhat this comes dowwn to because i am NOT degradin myself
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Helpfully and 8enevolently. And we 8oth know that if you had any other REAL options you would have gone elsewhere already! So suck it up.
I actually remem8ered some stuff a8out you l8ly, just fyi. And not ALL of it was a8out how much 8etter than you I was!
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spill the beans wwhat do you remember about me?
and it better not be some fuckin garbage either i knoww wwhen youre spewwin nothin but masturbatory garbage at me
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8ut ok! I still don't remem8er MUCH a8out you, what with you 8eing so incredi8ly dull and unimportant. 8ut my latest memory did mention you! 8riefly. Dismissively.
Sollux was there. And Aradia, 8ut unlike every8ody else she wasn't dressed up all pir8tey like. Possi8ly 8ecause she was the 8iggest party pooper who ever existed! Who knows.
ANYWAY. Sollux said that you were "the douche who 8linded him" (lol) and that the ghost part of him was sharing a sprite 8ody with you. Whatever that means.
My working theory is that it is what happened to me and Tavros! Which means that sprites are glowy floaty 8lue things that explode.
Man. A lot of things sure did like exploding around Vriska. No innuendo. May8e that was my endearing character tr8? Things would explode and 8its of me would fall off and every8ody would 8e like "that's our Vriska!" Whatever.
Then I said some stuff a8out how it was a shame that Gamzee (who I guess is the same person as Gam????????) prototyped your torso parts. Which makes no sense! Unsurprisingly, 8ecause nothing ever DOES in this clusterfuck of 8izarre unconnected events. Seriously. The day I remem8er something that I can actually interpret and/or doesn't cut off at an infuri8tingly dramatic moment is the day I have a heart attack and fucking die. What is context? Our past lives sure don't know!!!!!!!!
Ugh. Man. Just thinking a8out it gets me all steamed.
Where was I? Right! Right. I ALSO talked a8out how I used to OWN YOU during our nautical campaigns all the time.
And no8ody argued! Which 8ascially proves that in the eyes of Aradia, Sollux, John, Less-Hot-Vriska and Pinky-Fishtrident I WAS 8ETTER THAN YOU.
Some things never change, right? Lol.
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wwell that
certainly jogged something
fuck gamzee wwhoevver that fuck is
also i kind of recalled blindin that sollux guy wwith some fuck awwesome wwhite flashy powwer
i can kinda do that shit noww but to a lesser extent and i admittedly dont got the control ovver it i wwish i did
but as for you kickin my ass in flarpin i recall you bein a huge fuckin cheater or somethin so at least your wwinnin wwasnt anythin fuckin LEGITIMATE
but yes go on about braggin ovver shit thats totally illegitimate if that helps your fragile ego
[The rest he'll... keep to himself. Yes.]
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If I cheated then o8viously you couldn't STOP me cheating! Which means I was 8etter than you at 8ending the rules and 8eing sneaky and pir8te-like and cool.
It is like you were the weenie commodore guy from Pir8s of the Cari88ean and I was Jack Sparrow. Only with 8etter hair and personal hygiene.
Aaaaaaaanyway. Echoes!
I already hit you with the name 8om8. 8ut do you remem8er the Demon?
Aranea? The white text guy? Lord English?
The strange orange stalker human?