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[drama8om8]

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[drama8om8]

Have you considered hiding away in a vault somewhere. A cement vault! Underground.

(I am joking.)

 

(I mean you could just poof on out of there anyway, let's 8e real.)

[gogoghostpowers]

I could, though. We do have the Fenton Nuclear Bunker in the basement...

[drama8om8]

8ut what if 8eing alone in a nuclear 8unker or trying to seal yourself away triggers an echo!
These things are so unpredicta8le. Unpredicta8le and irrit8ting and a pain in the ass.
8asically we have to treat you like a ticking TIME 8om8.
(That was kind of a pun or a joke or something! 8ut if I explain it then you might get all echoey off it. So just fyi it was totally funny and witty and gr8 and it lightened the mood here considera8ly. Got it?)

[gogoghostpowers]

Oh god you're right. Crap.

So, what, just keep going about my day as normally as I can? Stick to a strict schedule of "school, then home, then never talk about my past life with anyone ever again"?

[drama8om8]

I don't even know if THAT is a good idea!
I mean if you never talk a8out your past life shit ever again and you hulk out anyway, every8ody except me will 8e completely unprepared for the destruction and devast8tion you will inevita8ly inflict on all of us.
Not to mention that I don't even know how I killed him/you yet!
God. Who knew that 8eing self-appointed leader came with all this responsi8ility.
Do you know what kind of pressure you have put me under with this terri8le and dangerous secret of yours????????

[gogoghostpowers]

The pressure YOU'RE under?! What about the pressure I'M under, I have to try not to turn into a crazy murder maniac now!

[drama8om8]

L8TS OF US W8RE CRAZY PAST L8FE MURDER M8NIACS, D8NNY!!!!!!!!
And you pro8a8ly shouldn't try TOO hard not to turn into one, just fyi. I mean thinking a8out it too hard might make it happen.
8ut you shouldn't stop trying altogether! O8viously. You should try EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT.

[gogoghostpowers]

Yeah but apparently I was the worst!!

And how do I even try the right amount? What does that MEAN?

[drama8om8]

ST8P GETTING FREAKED OUT D8NNY FREAKING LEADS TO ANGER LEADS TO H8 LEADS TO DEM8NDING THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU "MY L8RD" STOP FREAKING OUT RIGHT THE FUCK N8W

[gogoghostpowers]

OKAY OKAY I get your point, you're right, you're probably right!

I'll calm down. I'm calming down now.

[drama8om8]

You 8n't lying, right?
8ecause lying is pro8a8ly another thing that files under evil.
Is this whole deal a thing we should tell other people a8out? For safety purposes.
(That question is not some kind of test to divine whether or not you are evil.)

[gogoghostpowers]

...No. Not right now.

For now, I think I'm normal. I mean--shaken up and terrified, yeah, but I'm normal. I don't want to kill or hurt anyone or anything. Hopefully, nothing will happen and it'll just stay a bad memory. And I don't want to cause any panic if I don't absolutely have to.

...But if I start just killing random people or laughing maniacally or doing any other weirdly evil stuff, then yeah, it might be a good idea to mention it then.

I trust you, you have a good sense of what's evil and what isn't.

[drama8om8]

[ o-oh ]

Well. Yeah! My evil-senses are top-notch. I guess. I mean 8eing a one-woman evil-sensing machine is no 8ig deal. You know how it is.
So I will 8e a8le to keep an eye (get it? ONE EYE????????) on you for evil tendencies all 8y myself! What with me 8eing so awesome.
And we are cool now even if it was my past life-and-death's work to elimin8te you! So it 8n't like you are putting me out or whatever. What are friends for. ::::)

(This means we are even for all the pants kid stuff 8ack when, though.)

[gogoghostpowers]

Yeah, okay. We can call it even.

Thanks, Tavia. You're actually not a half-bad leader.

[drama8om8]

Yeah, yeah. Can it 8efore I 8arf all over you or something, god.