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How am I doing with Octavia/Vriska? TELL ME. I CAN TAKE IT.
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Oh my god this was a wonderful thing to wake up to, THANKYOU ANON <333
louise i wrote this for u
(Anonymous) 2013-11-18 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)The teenaged lust could not be held any longer. The fear, the excitement, the being chased by the cops, the being arrest. All of it was making Alan's dick uncomfortably and awkwardly... a boner. Against Octavia's HELLA SWEET ASS.
"Tavia," he said. "Are you... ready?"
She met his heated gaze, and nodded, "I'm hells of ready, you great big sexy dork you."
"Awesome," Alan told her, grinning like a Titan. He felt like a Titan. Actually, it was just the Titan in his pants.
They made out grossly for a while (Gavin was in the kitchen making Digorno's Pizza for dinner, but he was eons away in their minds,) and finally Alan got to touch the boob.
Not just the bra. One whole boob.
Octavia thought it felt hella rad. His big manly Titan (not yaoi, he wasn't baradad,) hands felt so good on her one boob. Luckily, Alan had two hands. The other one undid the button of her jeans. Clumsily. He had never undressed anyone else before. You know. Cause they're both huge virgins and stuff. (Except he's undressed Batman countless times with his eyeballs in his mind.)
Alan's boner was becoming uncontrollable. Soon, he was pulling Octavia's pants down and then he saw it. An Echo she hadn't told him about.
Her tentadick. It was right there. And it wanted him.
Alan screamed. The Digorno pizza fell on the floor. The spaghetti dropped from Octavia's unbuttoned pants. So much food was wasted. Octavia proceeded to make a shouty post on the Network about how her boyfriend LIED and said he'd love her 5EVER no matter what.
Alan remained a virgin. Octavia remained a virgin. The Digorno Pizza was never eaten. They never spoke of it again.
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