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Ok ok no. No! This is fine we are fine.
Altern8 si8lings don't count! At all.
If your dad knocked up my gross mom THEN this is kind of fucked! 8ut he totally pro8a8ly didn't so we are FINE.
F I N E.

I don't mean fine as in "damn you fine," 8tw. Just regular type. No 8romo.

NO BROMO.
NO MOTHERFUCKIN BROMO.
EVEN IF WE AREN'T REAL LIFE BROTHER AND SISTER, NO BROMO.
WE NEED TO MAKE A DEATH PACT OR SOMETHING.
NEVER TO HIT ON EACH OTHER EVER AGAIN.
OR MOCK HIT ON EACH OTHER.
THAT'S ALSO UNACCEPTABLE.

I don't think you realise how devast8ting the loss of 8eing a8le to mock hit on you constantly is going to 8e to me.
Like I am already kind of getting withdrawal symptoms here.
I H8 8eing co-Jesus. >8C

BEING A JESUS IS HARD, MAN.
IT'S HARD AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS.
BUT WE MUST PERSEVERE.

8luh. As long as we 8n't got to die for THESE assholes' sins I guess I can deal.
(And if we do then I QUIT.)

YEAH, I DON'T THINK I'D BE OKAY WITH DYING FOR ANYONE, REALLY.
IS THERE, LIKE, A FATE THING INVOLVED HERE?
OR DO WE GET FREE WILL???
I REALLY HOPE WE GET FREE WILL.

Of course we get free will!
Do you seriously think that there would ever have 8een awkward-in-retrospect comments a8out each others' 8utts if f8 were involved in this?
That PROVES that we have free will! THERE. 8uttcest now served a purpose and we can feel significantly less horrified a8out it forever while we concentr8 on not dying for any8ody no matter what.

I DON'T KNOW...
I MEAN, WHAT IF FATE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS THAT WE WOULD MOCK HIT ON EACH OTHER?
AND UNIRONICALLY TALK ABOUT EACH OTHER'S BUTTS???
WHAT IF WE HAD FREE WILL, BUT WE MADE THE WRONG CHOICES, AND NOW WE HAVE TO FOLLOW FATE TO OUR SELF-SACRIFICING DEATHS?!!?!

Oh my god stop.
Imagine, for a moment, that you are a8solutely right! And f8 has plans for us to join hands and wear shitty sandals and ro8es and then die.
I want you to imagine how infuri8ted and ragey Alan would get.
I also want you to picture the scary-ass face your cutie 8estfriend would make.
Can you reeeeeeeeally picture any f8 standing up to their com8ined terrifyingitude? Especially considering we would also 8e fighting against this f8 as shoutily as possi8le? ;D

OKAY, I'LL BUY THAT.
I'LL BUY THAT BECAUSE OUR COMBINED FORCES OF SHOUTINESS SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO OVERCOME ANY AND ALL OBSTACLES.

Exactly. We have some fucking Dragon8orn shit going on here.
*Jesus8orn.
Fus ro messiah!!!!!!!!

I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT AND I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU EVER GET INTO TROUBLE I WOULD HELP YOU OUT OR POTENTIALLY STOP YOU FROM GETTING INTO TROUBLE
and

yeah.
that's all.

Is this your way of checking I'm not pregnant?
8ecause upd8: me and Alan, STILL NOT DOING IT.
I hope that puts your mind at ease IT'S 3AM WH8T IS WR8NG WITH Y8U

okay, good.
pregnancy was a worry.
idk other things too though.
like if the police come after you or anything.
idk idk idk its late i cant sleep and im having feelings IGNORE THIS I NEVER TEXTED YOU.

Feelings? Are you drunk?
Or dying?

i'm fine.
everythig's fine.
I CAN HAVE FEELINGS WITHOUT HAVING TO EXPLAIN MYSELF.

YOU TEXTED ME WHILE I WAS GETTING MY VALUA8LE 8EAUTY SLEEP TO UNIRONICALLY TELL ME YOU APPRECI8 ME AND SHIT I THINK THAT MERITS EXPLAN8TION WH8T THE FUCK.
You are like one step away from a drunken, 8lu88ering "I love you man," uttered 8efore passing out on my couch in a puddle of your own shame.

sorry, then.
fuck, okay fine.
sorry i bothered to text you.
go back to sleep!!!

Uh.
W8 are you like.
Sad or offended or something?
DO you love me? Is that what this is. A 8ig confession of friendlove and I made you feel like an a8solute tool?
Why Karson! I had noooooooo idea! ;D

shut the fuck up, you are so misguided.
this shit is misguided.
i don't feel like a tool and

okay maybe i friendlove you maybe that's a thing now SHUT UP.
GO BACK TO SLEEP.

Ok n8w *I* feel like an 8sshole and I don't actually know how to deal with that. So next time I see you I am going to give you 88 dollars! 8ecause I am pretty sure there is no 8etter way to demonstr8 my friendlove.
Nighty-night, 8rave leader! Lol. 8)

SOULBOND MEETING SOULBOND MEETINGS.
WE'RE DOING IT.
WE'RE GOING TO MAKE THIS SHIT OCCUR.
basically, it's time to do a meeting for everyone we're soulbonded to so we can discuss shit and figure out what to do and maybe finally trigger me some badass powers.
i'm off work this friday, but i don't have a place.
can we use your house?

Haha, aww. I was w8ting for something like this! Even if I wasn't expecting it at 5AM.
Ok, 8rave leader. "Soul8ond meeting." At my place. Friday.
A "soul8ond meeting" that a8solutely isn't a surprise one-day-l8 8irthday party for me, right???????? :::;D
I KNEW you guys wouldn't forget! I mean I wasn't even worried or ANYTHING. Wow. Super gr8 friends.
Using my place is a8solutely fine. And we can order pizza and every8ody can touch the loot pile and it'll 8e super gr8! And triggery. In the good way. That too.

we can reserve like ten minutes to celebrate your birthday.
the rest has to be dedicated to business.
hardcore businessing.
super hardcore business action.
also i hope you have a lot of food, because i don't have the money to buy that shit.

Edited 2013-10-21 16:43 (UTC)

Wow. Way to make a lady feel special, Karson. ::::|
8ut fine. I will 8e rolling in even more cash than usual 8y then! Since 8IRTHDAY. 8IRTHDAY THAT I K8ND OF ASS8MED WOULD 8E A 8IG DEAL, 8UT APPARENTLY IS N8T.
So I will 8uy enough food for every8ody. And may8e those nametag sticker dealies?
Like the ones that say "HI, MY NAME IS _______" except saying "HI, IN MY PAST LIFE I WAS __________" or something.
Also Alan is coming even if I have to paint him gray first. May8e Wally too so he doesn't feel so soul8ondlonely.

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