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I 8n't seeing why this is such a concern for YOU of all people, 8ro.
Sew the sides of a poncho together and 8AM! Instant sweater vest. Like predecessor like........ presentdecessor........?
Whatever! I demand pics. With a som8rero too if you can find one.

They are not AT ALL alike and I resent the comparison. And you know the sweater vest is part of my school uniform. I wear other things.

Anyway. I'm sure you can visualize the new poncho. Just imagine the last one, only... shimmery.

Wally. Even if you were wearing a pink frilly minidress and killer heels you would 8e wearing a sweater vest in SPIRIT. We 8oth know this. Don't fight it!

And you realise that now you told me it's shimmery I *NEED* to see you in it, right.
Is it satin? Shiny-ass satin poncho????????

That doesn't even make sense, but. Fine. Just one quick picture.

[ And attached is said picture. Of... Walter's empty bedroom. No redhead in sight. ]

Hilarious.
Leave the jokes to your face (lol, sick 8urn outta nowhere!) and send an ACTUAL selfie!!!!!!!!

[ And there's a pretty major delay, until -- ]

Can you see me in ANY of these pictures??

[ He's attached three more, all varying angles of the same empty bedroom. If she looks closely, however, a distinctly Walter-shaped shadow is slightly visible.

Two more come a minute or so later. In one, Walter's actually present, looking a little frazzled as he holds up the offending (and yes, quite shimmery) poncho. The last = empty bedroom again. It's pretty obvious what's going on here, but he needs a sanity check, so he the text/picspam ends with a series of -- ]

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J8sus dick y8u're Harry Potter

*Harry Poncho

Hey, Tavia. I know it's been a while since we talked, but I've been seeing your comments lately. Are you doing okay? Like, off the record. No pretense or anything. I'm worried about you.

Wow. I am a8solutely the last person that any8ody should ever worry a8out ever.
What with 8eing immortal and all! There is a strict limit on how not-okay I can possi8ly 8e. It's pretty gr8.
Whatever would make you think I was anything 8ut the MOST peachy and ok and totally fine????????

I've lost friends, too. Too many of them. I know what it does, even to people as strong as you.

Oh THAT. That 8n't even a thing. It is not on my emotional radar. It is a teeny tiny 8lip in the whirlwind of emotions and incredi8leness that is my amazing life!
Meaning that I am coping with that stuff incredi8ly well. Which is good! Seeing as it is s8mething I am going to h8ve to get used to wh8t with the whole living for8ver thing.

...So if you had the choice, would you rather keep your echoes or leave the club?

Duh! Keep my echoes.
My life has 8een at least 88 times 8etter since this stuff started! So even with all the dum8 shit and the dying and the inevita8ility of me turning into a freaky grey freak, I am in this for the longest of long hauls. Yeah!!!!!!!!

Even though it means outliving all your friends? Outliving Alan? Sorry, I know I'm getting depressing. You're just confusing me. Like, this is not how I expected anybody to react.

8efore this I didn't HAVE friends or Alan.
REAL ones I mean! Like I hung out with LOTS of people and was super majorly incredi8ly popular and well-liked and envied 8y 8asically every8ody, 8ut it was all like. Kind of lame.
8ut now I am a hero with hero friends and a hottie hus8ando. And if I forgot shit it would 8e hells of lame.
And it 8n't like it matters! You can't just choose to forget or whatever anyway, right?

Really? I find that hard to believe. ;) You're pretty great, Tavia. Always have been, as far as I'm concerned.

Also, I know you don't want to hear about this, but some people find grey skin attractive. Some people are even dating people whose skin recently turned grey. Some people who are texting you RIGHT NOW.

Grey-chel Roth.

I mean it 8n't necessarily the grey that's monstery! I am thinking of the entire package.
Grey skin and freaky teeth and gross yellow eyes and orange horns! NOT the 8est look.
I only remem8er what a couple of us looked like 8ut if I was anything like them I am 8ONED. Hells of 8oned. All the 8oned.
Luckily I have echosperience of 8linding people! So if I get toooooooo hideous I can just fuck every8ody's eyes up and spare myself from your horrified stares. I have it all worked out in advance.

I'm sure she hasn't heard that one yet. I'll be sure to call her that exclusively from now on. I'm surprised at you, though. I thought you were Octavia Serket-Hunter, hottest hottie to ever grace us with your hot presence since the sun. Why should a little echo-induced plastic surgery change that?

THIS is why, Smarty Mc8uttfeatures. http://tinyurl.com/hotawhat8a8haa8hiat

I don't know, that one on the right doesn't look too bad.

That's my past life sister and if she ever gets reincarn8ted you 8n't allowed to hit on her or say she's hot or give her 8utt more than the requisite 8-second glance it takes to register its relative position on your internal 8uttometer.

I'm not going to hit on your sister, Tavia. I'm just saying if you face-morph into someone half as cute as her, I don't think you'll have any problems getting by. (That wasn't me hitting on her. That was making an objective judgment call.)

I guess.
8ut it DOES come with the draw8ack that I will inevita8ly get 8 times as much creepy fanmail as I already get. Grey ladies have to 8e SOME8ODY'S fetish, and I will 8e the unfortun8 hottie to 8ear that terri8le 8urden. ::::C

Fortunately I'm already dating one, and I'm not into polygamy.

Seriously, though. 800%. 888%. You're doing okay? I don't have to put you on any kind of watch?

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