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[drama8om8]

I am too busy with cool important stuff to take your call right now! Leave a message and I will probably call you back. Maybe.

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[enrages]

i'll tell them to bring gifts, fine fine.
and i'll bring cake.
and christmas lights, i guess???
if we're actually embracing our own version of co-jesus christmas, we've got to go all the way.
do we need a tree???

also people coming:
danny, me, you, travis, aria, soren, some weird adult guy that he knows who also types like a pissbaby, mac, i'll probably bring kanti along even if she's not soulbonded to us.
they will all bring gifts.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

Are you fucking serious, almost all those people h8 me. They're dum8 tattletale jerks who think I'M a jerk.

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they don't hate you.
remember???
aria said she didn't hate you.
and travis is a good kid, he just needs to be handled gently.
very, very gently.
like a bruised apple or some shit.
and soren hates everyone, but we can limit how much he speaks.
danny doesn't hate you.
i don't hate you.
mac doesn't hate you.
kanti doesn't hate you.
alan'll be there, so he doesn't hate you.

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[drama8om8]

I will accept you and Alan and may8e Mac, every8ody else is still hovering somewhere under the "pro8a8ly h8s me" 8anner.
8ut whatever! I can deal with a 8unch of chumps. I am m8ture and entirely a8le to cope with this shit.

 

Also wow are you seriously leaving your cousin home 8y herself while you go partying? ::::I

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[enrages]

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do you want her to come.
she is really weird.

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[drama8om8]

Idk she seemed pretty normal to me???????? And if she comes that's some8ody else who doesn't h8 me and/or can talk to the people who h8 me so I don't have to. Every8ody wins!

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[enrages]

alright, i'll bring her along.
just make sure there's no meat in your house.
she'll flip if she sees it.

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[drama8om8]

Uh, can do. Pro8a8ly?
Mom's going away again so I can just. Dump anything like that in the trash.
And order unmeaty pizza, I guess?
8ut she 8etter 8e fine with dairy I AM HAVING A FUCKING CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

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[enrages]

just say that the cake and ice cream is all soy.
it doesn't actually have to be.
just say it is.
problems solved.

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[drama8om8]

That is shockingly immoral 8ut I am strangely ok with it. ::::O

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[enrages]

it is literally the only way to live with kiki.
i have learned to adapt.