Well. Pretty early on I remem8ered that she was a pir8! A pir8 who wasn't scared of anything. I kept remem8ering all these terri8le things happening to her 8ut she never got scared! Like she had to kill mom. HER mom! N8t my m8m. 8ig gi8nt spid8r. Hells of gross. And I remem8ered her losing an arm and an eye in an unfortun8 explosion. And then I remem8ered her 8leeding to death slowly. Pretty tough 8r8k! She was always so unafraid a8out it. It was kind of intimid8ting and shit until I realised that if she was me, I didn't have to 8e afraid of things either. I could 8e just as 8adass as she was. So I started ACTING 8adass, using the acting skills that I have 8ecause I am an actress. And 8efore I knew it I didn't even have to act any more! So you got to do the same thing. Tap into your past life asshole's hero mojo and fake it until you make it! If the 8ad guys don't think you are afraid of THEM, they will 8e more afraid of you. And that's what you want!
(I live an interesting life, ok! Not 8IZARRE. Interesting! Interesting and exciting and awesome.)
I don't remember what my past self was. I mean, he apparently had a sword? And a gun, and I did remember he stood up against a mafia himself and wasn't afraid... Kind of part of why I bull-rushed in there like a goddamned idiot actually. Wait, hang on, her mom was a giant spider how does that even work? And that is gross, no thanks. So what you're telling me is I need to up my bullshitting game until I can bullshit myself into believing my bullshit? Bullshit-ception? Hardcore.
(It's pretty bizarre. Good bizarre though, I think I came to the right person with this.)
If he had a sword and a gun and wasn't scared of mafia assholes then he was a 8ADASS. And that is all you need to know! Do YOU have swords and guns? 8ecause if not then you should GET them. You might remem8er more stuff!
And the spider adopted her I guess. 8ut she's definitely my mom. *WAS definitely HER mom! Haha. The guy who got murdered was totally my past life 8rother, and he don't remem8er a spider. So we figure we got separ8ted when we were 8a8ies or something.
And you missed the most important part of 8ullshitception! Which is the part when you 8elieve it so hard that it 8ecomes TRUE. You 8ehave like a 8adass and do 8adass things and then realise that if you do 8adass things, you ARE a 8adass! It's pretty gr8. ::::)
Badass, a little insane, small details. I've got the sword, but no guns. Where would I even go to get something like that? They don't exactly hand them out to minors as far as I know.
Spider mom... your mom? Don't get your wires too crossed, this shit's crazy enough without us starting to forget who we are, you know. How the hell would a giant spider even raise you? Man, fairies sure are weird.
Heh, that's gonna be the hard part. Convincing myself. I can put on an act every now and then, but convincing myself? That'll be harder.
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Like she had to kill mom. HER mom! N8t my m8m. 8ig gi8nt spid8r. Hells of gross.
And I remem8ered her losing an arm and an eye in an unfortun8 explosion. And then I remem8ered her 8leeding to death slowly. Pretty tough 8r8k!
She was always so unafraid a8out it. It was kind of intimid8ting and shit until I realised that if she was me, I didn't have to 8e afraid of things either. I could 8e just as 8adass as she was.
So I started ACTING 8adass, using the acting skills that I have 8ecause I am an actress. And 8efore I knew it I didn't even have to act any more!
So you got to do the same thing. Tap into your past life asshole's hero mojo and fake it until you make it!
If the 8ad guys don't think you are afraid of THEM, they will 8e more afraid of you. And that's what you want!
(I live an interesting life, ok! Not 8IZARRE. Interesting! Interesting and exciting and awesome.)
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Kind of part of why I bull-rushed in there like a goddamned idiot actually.
Wait, hang on, her mom was a giant spider how does that even work? And that is gross, no thanks.
So what you're telling me is I need to up my bullshitting game until I can bullshit myself into believing my bullshit?
Bullshit-ception? Hardcore.
(It's pretty bizarre. Good bizarre though, I think I came to the right person with this.)
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Do YOU have swords and guns? 8ecause if not then you should GET them. You might remem8er more stuff!
And the spider adopted her I guess. 8ut she's definitely my mom.
*WAS definitely HER mom! Haha.
The guy who got murdered was totally my past life 8rother, and he don't remem8er a spider. So we figure we got separ8ted when we were 8a8ies or something.
And you missed the most important part of 8ullshitception! Which is the part when you 8elieve it so hard that it 8ecomes TRUE.
You 8ehave like a 8adass and do 8adass things and then realise that if you do 8adass things, you ARE a 8adass!
It's pretty gr8. ::::)
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Spider mom... your mom? Don't get your wires too crossed, this shit's crazy enough without us starting to forget who we are, you know.
How the hell would a giant spider even raise you? Man, fairies sure are weird.
Heh, that's gonna be the hard part. Convincing myself. I can put on an act every now and then, but convincing myself? That'll be harder.