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This life or previous life?
I mean the answer is yes either way, 8ut the num8ers involved are kiiiiiiiind of different. ::::I

This life, previous life already knows how to deal with this shit I imagine.

Oh. Then yeah! I have killed two dudes.
Directly, I mean. I also mindjacked one and made them hold still while some other guy finished them. I am pretty sure that counts as half a kill! Haha.
Why?

How'd you deal with that? Knowing you killed someone, I mean? Yeah I think that counts as a half-kill at least.

I guess it helped that I already remem8ered that Vriska killed a whole 8unch of people. And I had to reconcile that with her still 8eing a cool hero Jesus figure!
8ecause let's 8e real, there 8n't no way any past life of MINE couldn't have 8een amazing.
So I had already come to terms with the fact that killing people 8n't necessarily a 8ad thing if you do it for the right reasons.
Alan killed some8ody 8efore I did. And when I listened to him talk a8out it, he didn't think HE had done anything wrong. It didn't 8other him at all. And at first that was pretty weird for me.
8ut then I thought a8out it and I realised he was right! Only 8ad guys attack innocent people for no reason. And if you are a bad guy, then you have to face the consequences! 8y killing one 8ad guy, you could 8e saving 8UTTLOADS of innocents who would have 8een hurt or killed 8y them in the future. It is all a8out economics! Murder economics.

Huh. You know, that makes a weird kind of sense. I've been kinda weirded out that I wasn't more upset about the whole thing but when you put it that way it really does make more sense. Even though it's still wrong to take a life it's better than letting someone like that keep taking the lives of innocent people just because they can and are huge pieces of shit. Maybe being a monster isn't so bad after all.

Don't think of yourself as the monster, 8ro! You are the monster HUNTER.
Doing 8ad things don't make you less of a person if you are doing it for a good cause!
It is like past me said. You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero. ::::)

You'd think that would be a prerequisite, you know? Huh, maybe Hollywood's got it all wrong after all. But I kinda like that, being the monster hunter. That's pretty cool. 'Cept I am a monster too. Not just for killing the snake woman but other reasons too. Monsters that hunt monsters, yeah I could get behind that.

Edited 2014-09-17 23:50 (UTC)

See! All this is WAY cooler than people first think.
Even if you don't seem all that super monstrous to me. 8ut whatever! You can rock the monster thing if you want, I guess. Em8race that shit!

Dunno if I'd go so far as to call it 'cool'. Necessary, maybe. I mean, we didn't get these powers for nothing right? Heh, thanks. Let's just say I wasn't kidding when I said I ate the snake lady.

Whoa. For real????????
What the fuck is with the a8surd r8tio of past life canni8alism around here. Why is it even a thing. ::::I

Does it count as cannibalism if you weren't human?

May8e. Like.
Future-life-canni8alism? That could 8e a thing. I wasn't human either 8ut I guess it would still feel like canni8alism if I had str8-up snacked on some of the human chumps I knew. ::::|a

Hey I didn't exactly have control over it. I thought it was gross too.

So how'd she taste. ::::I

[Oh my god.]

You know I don't really have a good point of reference to describe it. That and I wasn't entirely coherent for the whole thing.

So she didn't taste like chicken? And/or you didn't decide her liver would go gr8 with fava 8eans and chianti????????
At least that means I don't have to hide you in my 8asement and keep you fed like I did Vriska's mom, I guess.

I can say with certainty that she did not taste like chicken. And I don't even know what the hell a fava bean is. Let's not, I don't think I've fallen that far just yet.

Lighten up! I am joking with you, you goof.
The more you make light of this shit, the less of a 8ig deal it feels!
Trust me. I am GR8 at this stuff!

Sorry, my sense of humor needs a hard reset I think. I'll be alright, it's not all bad yeah? I mean until I shove a hipster's head on a pike or something but honestly, anyone with a neckbeard like that deserves it.

If you need MORE hipsters to pick on there is always Eri.
No neck8eard 8ut he qualifies! Just saying. >::::)

He is a pretentious piece of shit isn't he? That's the asshole who thought offering an 'allowance' while proceeding to be a dick about homeless people was a good idea, yeah?

Yeah!
You might say he was 8eing........
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........ho8opho8ic.

[ YEAH!!!!!!!! ]

OH MY GOD. THE NOISE I JUST MADE I THINK I SNORTED. I'd be upset but I think I needed that.

See! Joking makes EVERYTHING 8etter. You are welcome.

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