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oh the sticker idea is okay.
that's legit.
i agree with that
and dude, we'll have cake or something (I MIGHT EVEN BUY IT???? MAYBE???), we just have to cram all the birthday stuff into ten minutes because soulbonding is also kinda a BIG DEAL.

remember, this whole soulbond thing is bigger than ourselves etc etc heroic protag speech.

Don't you fucking Jesus at me you piece of shit I will Jesus right 8ack. And my Jesus speech will 8e a8out the power of friendship and family and all that shit! And it will point out that my 8irthday is 8asically Christmas. In Octo8er. Spooky Christmas!!!!!!!!
And you should also note that my 8irthday is an AMAZING excuse for giant soul8ond parties. Like the police come sniffing? "OOPS SORRY OFFICER IT'S MY 8IRTHDAY PARTY. Check my records! Have some cake. Can't arrest us, this excuse is LEGIT."
8ut ok soul8ondshit. So who's coming?
A list would 8e pretty gr8 (and you need to tell them to 8ring gifts. As cover!).

i'll tell them to bring gifts, fine fine.
and i'll bring cake.
and christmas lights, i guess???
if we're actually embracing our own version of co-jesus christmas, we've got to go all the way.
do we need a tree???

also people coming:
danny, me, you, travis, aria, soren, some weird adult guy that he knows who also types like a pissbaby, mac, i'll probably bring kanti along even if she's not soulbonded to us.
they will all bring gifts.

Are you fucking serious, almost all those people h8 me. They're dum8 tattletale jerks who think I'M a jerk.

they don't hate you.
remember???
aria said she didn't hate you.
and travis is a good kid, he just needs to be handled gently.
very, very gently.
like a bruised apple or some shit.
and soren hates everyone, but we can limit how much he speaks.
danny doesn't hate you.
i don't hate you.
mac doesn't hate you.
kanti doesn't hate you.
alan'll be there, so he doesn't hate you.

I will accept you and Alan and may8e Mac, every8ody else is still hovering somewhere under the "pro8a8ly h8s me" 8anner.
8ut whatever! I can deal with a 8unch of chumps. I am m8ture and entirely a8le to cope with this shit.

Also wow are you seriously leaving your cousin home 8y herself while you go partying? ::::I

...............

do you want her to come.
she is really weird.

Idk she seemed pretty normal to me???????? And if she comes that's some8ody else who doesn't h8 me and/or can talk to the people who h8 me so I don't have to. Every8ody wins!

alright, i'll bring her along.
just make sure there's no meat in your house.
she'll flip if she sees it.

Uh, can do. Pro8a8ly?
Mom's going away again so I can just. Dump anything like that in the trash.
And order unmeaty pizza, I guess?
8ut she 8etter 8e fine with dairy I AM HAVING A FUCKING CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

happy birthday octavia!
is blue your favorite color

[ She's frosting cupcakes. ]

It was kind of yesterday actually? It's just the PARTY that is today. 8ecause Karson! Karson and his plots and his schemes and his leaderplans. 8ut ok, haha. I mean thanks or whatever.

(Yes 8lue is my favorite 8ut don't 8other REALLY getting me a gift. 8ring an empty 8ox or something. As cover! I mean we wouldn't want the police to find you and catch you anc murder you or anything.
8ecause then you'd 8e dead!
And friendly reminder that deadness 8n't ACTUALLY a st8 present me wants any8ody in, for the record. Just saying.)

*belated birthday, then
he just said that we were going to celebrate it today, so i assumed

(but i already got something
well
made something is a bit more accurate sort of

does that mean you don't like skeletons btw
like cute ones
with glowing eyes)

You don't think there's something a little mor8id a8out giving some8ody who past-life-killed you a skeleton? ::::|

[ #2sp00ky ]

but robots dont have skeletons
do they???

besides look this is cute right?

[ She attaches an image file. No one is ever going to agree with her on this, are they? ]

Uh.

Sure, that's. Adora8le.
I will call him 8oner. 8ecause I assume that was your plan all along? To give me a 8oner?

[ ::::D ]

yes
that was my dastardly plan all along!!
:D

[ SOMEONE AGREED IT'S CUTE. :D ]

just say that the cake and ice cream is all soy.
it doesn't actually have to be.
just say it is.
problems solved.

That is shockingly immoral 8ut I am strangely ok with it. ::::O

it is literally the only way to live with kiki.
i have learned to adapt.

I thought about it over the last few days, and as much as you scared the hell out of me at the time, I owe you a real apology. We weren't trying to spite your sign or hurt you and it was just a stupid competition, but i still hurt your feelings, and I wanted to say I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Octavia.

[ Aww hell naw she is not doing this via voice wow ]

I thought we esta8lished that I WASN'T M8D and therefore this whole thing is a8solutely the most pointless?
If I WAS mad then you would 8e all kinds of fucked right now.
Like I would pro8a8ly have already mindfucked you into slicing up your own face and sh8ving your head to make sure no8ody w8uld ev8r find you attr8ct8ve ag8in!
That would have 8een a pretty fitting punishment. If I were mad. Which I am not! So no 8iggie. ::::)

[WOW and he even went and did voice too so it didn't seem so impersonal wow]

Then I'm grateful you aren't. But what I did was fucked up regardless, and I owe you an apology and I don't expect anything in return.
I just saw you and Alan fighting and I didn't mean to mess anything up or make something like that happen. I'm really sorry.

WOW WAY TO INVADE MY PRIVACY.
We weren't fighting! THAT IS HOW SHOUTY PEOPLE FLIRT. Duh.
And I resent the implic8tion that you COULD mess anything up for us 8ecause Y8U C8ULDN'T!!!!!!!!

I mean apology accepted and shit.

... it was a public post.

okay though.

happy new year

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