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[drama8om8]

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[drama8om8]

Don't you fucking Jesus at me you piece of shit I will Jesus right 8ack. And my Jesus speech will 8e a8out the power of friendship and family and all that shit! And it will point out that my 8irthday is 8asically Christmas. In Octo8er. Spooky Christmas!!!!!!!!
And you should also note that my 8irthday is an AMAZING excuse for giant soul8ond parties. Like the police come sniffing? "OOPS SORRY OFFICER IT'S MY 8IRTHDAY PARTY. Check my records! Have some cake. Can't arrest us, this excuse is LEGIT."
8ut ok soul8ondshit. So who's coming?
A list would 8e pretty gr8 (and you need to tell them to 8ring gifts. As cover!).

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[enrages]

i'll tell them to bring gifts, fine fine.
and i'll bring cake.
and christmas lights, i guess???
if we're actually embracing our own version of co-jesus christmas, we've got to go all the way.
do we need a tree???

also people coming:
danny, me, you, travis, aria, soren, some weird adult guy that he knows who also types like a pissbaby, mac, i'll probably bring kanti along even if she's not soulbonded to us.
they will all bring gifts.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

 

Are you fucking serious, almost all those people h8 me. They're dum8 tattletale jerks who think I'M a jerk.

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[enrages]

they don't hate you.
remember???
aria said she didn't hate you.
and travis is a good kid, he just needs to be handled gently.
very, very gently.
like a bruised apple or some shit.
and soren hates everyone, but we can limit how much he speaks.
danny doesn't hate you.
i don't hate you.
mac doesn't hate you.
kanti doesn't hate you.
alan'll be there, so he doesn't hate you.

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[drama8om8]

I will accept you and Alan and may8e Mac, every8ody else is still hovering somewhere under the "pro8a8ly h8s me" 8anner.
8ut whatever! I can deal with a 8unch of chumps. I am m8ture and entirely a8le to cope with this shit.

 

Also wow are you seriously leaving your cousin home 8y herself while you go partying? ::::I

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[enrages]

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do you want her to come.
she is really weird.

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[drama8om8]

Idk she seemed pretty normal to me???????? And if she comes that's some8ody else who doesn't h8 me and/or can talk to the people who h8 me so I don't have to. Every8ody wins!

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[enrages]

alright, i'll bring her along.
just make sure there's no meat in your house.
she'll flip if she sees it.

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[drama8om8]

Uh, can do. Pro8a8ly?
Mom's going away again so I can just. Dump anything like that in the trash.
And order unmeaty pizza, I guess?
8ut she 8etter 8e fine with dairy I AM HAVING A FUCKING CAKE AND ICE CREAM.

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[enrages]

just say that the cake and ice cream is all soy.
it doesn't actually have to be.
just say it is.
problems solved.

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[drama8om8]

That is shockingly immoral 8ut I am strangely ok with it. ::::O

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[enrages]

it is literally the only way to live with kiki.
i have learned to adapt.