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WE OVERTHREW A QUEEN, AG.
WE OVERTHREW A FUCKING QUEEN.

Wh8t?
Karson. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP. You are doing the 8a88le thing again!

NO, SHUT UP FOR A SECOND.
I HAD A PULSE, AND IT GOES ALONG WITH WHAT YOU WERE SAYING.
HOW I WAS A SHOUTY ASSHOLE.
BUT WE WERE WORKING TOGETHER TO OVERTHROW A QUEEN.
I THINK SOMEONE STABBED ME TOO, BUT I WASN'T TOO WORRIED ABOUT THAT, AND YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MY BLOOD.
BUT I WAS TRYING TO GET YOUR HELP, AND I THINK YOU WERE GOING TO HELP.
I DON'T REMEMBER REALLY.

Oh. Oh wow, really???????? So when I was talking a8out the teams in my memory, I guess we were on the same one?
Or something?
I mean overthrowing a fucking QUEEN (wow!) sounds way too 8ig and important and huge of a deal for something dum8 like TEAMS. It seems more suita8le for a huge fucking pir8 fleet or something.
8ut whatever! Were we friends in your pulse? H8 friends even? Sta88y weird 8lood-talk-a8outy friends?

MAYBE OUR TEAM WAS SOME KINDA PIRATE FLEET TEAM?
I DUNNO, I DIDN'T REALLY GET ANY DETAILS ON THAT.
JUST THAT I WAS ASKING YOU TO HELP OUT.
YEAH, WE WERE FRIENDS.
I MEAN I WAS AN ASSHOLE, BUT WE WERE GETTING ALONG OKAY?
I THINK?
YOU EVEN TOLD ME NOT TO DIE.
THAT'S A MARK OF FRIENDSHIP RIGHT?
AND POTENTIALLY A MARK SAYING YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MURDERED ME?

I. Wow.
I am legitim8tely getting a little emotional here.
This is like 8 8illion times cooler than it has any right to 8e! Revolutionary fairy pir8s? Who were friends? PARTNERS????????
And like if I told you not to die then o8viously we were SUPER 8EST FRIENDS 8ecause I remem8er Mac-slash-John telling me I threatened to kill him, and I seemed to like him fine. Like I was helping him and shit.
So Karkat and Spinneret must have 8een HELLS OF TIGHT. And unmurdery. YEAH!!!!!!!!

MAC ALSO SAID HE REMEMBERED ME AS LIKE
SOME KINDA JESUS FIGURE.
SO I GUESS THERE'S THAT TOO??
MY PAST SELF IS LOOKING PRETTY FUCKING COOL RIGHT NOW.
I JUST HOPE HE WASN'T SOME KINDA FAIRY.
I CAN'T DEAL WITH SPARKLES.

Lol you were TOTALLY a fairy. Can you imagine Pir8 Jesus coming from a world where there were sparkly fairies, and him NOT 8eing a fairy himself?
Even his NAME sounds kind of fairyesque. Karkat. Karkat the fairy. Fairy Princess Karkat. Karkat "Fairy Godmother" McFairyjesus.
Need I go on?

OH SWEET SON OF A FUCK, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I ONLY HAVE SHITTYASS SPARKLES EVERYWHERE IN MY FUTURE.
URHGURHGUR I GUESS I SHOULD INVEST IN GETTING A VACUUM CLEANER.

........What kind of household do you fucking live in where you don't already HAVE a vacuum cleaner? 8\
Whatever! Your du8ious cleanliness ha8its 8n't important right now.
I remem8er the yellowy gold place! Where you died?
I was there and somewhere else at the same time and at first I was dying in the OTHER place 8ut then I was dying in 8OTH places and how the fuck is that even a thing.

ARE WE BOTH JESUS
LIKE
PIRATE FAIRY JESUS?

Can there 8e more than one Jesus?
Like can that even 8e a thing? Co-Jesusing?
I mean my death wasn't super no8le or meaningful or anything 8ut I guess 8eing exploded isn't either.

MAC LEGIT REMEMBERS ME AS JESUS.
SO AT LEAST ONE OF US IS JESUS (AKA ME).
BUT YOU HAVING LIKE
TWO DEATHS.
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY MESSIAH-ESQUE.

I. Guess it does.
I mean I was kind of like. Wanting to die? 8ecause it REALLY F8CKING H8RT 8ut also it was idk. Supposed to happen? Like Spinneret a8solutely wasn't scared AT ALL until it re8lly st8rted hurting and there was 8lood everywhere and sh8t.
(TW: 8lood! Lol.)
And that sounds pretty Jesusy, right? You got the 8etrayal 8it, and I got the incredi8le levels of suffering. Holy fuck we co-Jesused.

OH FUCK.
OH *FUCK*.
WE
WE DIED FOR EVERYONE'S SINS.

Idk 8ro Spinneret was kind of sinful herself????????
What with the whole slave-8oinking thing. And the pir8 thing. And the mindrape thing. And the torturing cripples thing. And the murdering dudes thing. All those things.
8ut I guess may8e that's why she got the suffering thing? Like she had to suffer for her OWN sins too????????
Talk a8out motiv8tion to not 8e like her Jesus Christ.
I mean Jesus Us.

WOAHWHWO.
SLAVES?!?!!?!?!?
THAT'S FUCKED UP.
OKAY, YOUR PART OF JESUS DID ALL THE SINNING, AND I GUESS MINE WAS THE JESUS-JESUS PART.
ALL I REALLY REMEMBER WAS THE QUEEN OVERTHROWING AND LIKE
I FOUGHT A BUNCH OF THESE LITTLE BLACK MONSTERS A LOT?
THEY LOOKED REALLY FUCKING DUMB, BUT THEY WERE DEFINITELY MONSTERS.

May8e those monsters were metaphysical represent8tions of your sins! SINS YOU 8N'T REMEM8ERING YET.
I don't remem8er killing monsters! Uh, except my mom.
If we were co-Jesus, was she your mom too? Do you remem8er a huuuuuuuuge-ass white spider?

I AM PRETTY SURE WHATEVER VERSION OF ME EXISTS OUT THERE, I WOULD NOT BE OKAY WITH SLAVERY.
THAT'S JUST FUCKKKKED WAY UP.
SLAVERY IS NOT JESUS APPROVED.
NOT AT ALL.

BUT UH
NO, I DON'T REALLY REMEMBER A SPIDER?
DO YOU THINK WE WERE SIBLINGS??
CO-JESUS SIBLINGS THAT WERE SOMEHOW PART HUGEASS WHITE SPIDER?

In my defense, they weren't Spinneret's slaves. She stole them from the Dualscar guy!
And then 8oinked them to make him mad. 8|

8ut if you don't remem8er the spider........
May8e like. We were co-Jesus si8lings separ8ted at 8irth?
And you got raised as legit Jesus and I was raised 8y my spider mom!
Then we found each other and h8ted one another at first and then learned that to 8e the very 8est Jesuses we could 8e, we would have to com8ine our powers and work together to 8ecome the ULTIM8 JESUS.

DON'T FORGET OUR ULTIMATE DESTINY AS PIRATE FAIRY JESUSES.
BUT BESIDES THAT
FUCK, WOW, OKAY, I THINK YOU JUST NAILED IT.
THAT FEELS RIGHT?
BEING CO-JESUS SIBLINGS SEPARATED AT BIRTH.
AND IT EXPLAINS THE SPIDER THING, TOO!
AND
WOAH, WE MIGHT HAVE BEEN PRETTY BADASS??
I'M KINDA IMPRESSED RIGHT NOW.

How can I forget the destiny when I am LIVING it? 8)
Your wings should come through already. Can we instig8 that somehow? Like if you see my wings will your 8rain 8e all "OH SHITTTTTTTT" and give you them 8ack????????
8ecause it would 8e pretty hard for any8ody to deny that you are Pir8 Fairy Jesus if you are like. Already a fairy. You gotta look the part, 8ro.
........Wow calling you 8ro seems weird now. I mean. You could 8e my LITERAL 8RO. Trippy as 8alls.

YEAH, LET'S TRY THAT.
THE WING THING.
SIS?
DO I CALL YOU SIS NOW?

Idk. Do we even count as 8rother and sister in this life????????
Lol afaik we could actually 8E si8lings. Ask your dad if he 8oinked Tara Serket like 17 years ago or whatever. I will enclose a picture!
Oh my god w8 if we're si8lings I
I SEXY-TALKED AT MY 8ROTHER.
I CHECKED OUT
MY 8ROTHER'S
8UTT.
New policy: no8ody eeeeeeeever speaks of potential past-life 8uttcest ever again oh my god I h8 my life.

[ Attached are a selfie featuring Octavia's dumbass wings and this image. ENJOY ]

I ASKED MY DAD AND SHOWED HIM THE PICTURE.
HE YELLED AT ME INCOHERENTLY FOR AN HOUR.
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT WAS A YES OR A NO.

OH MY GOD YOU FORCED ME TO COMPLIMENT YOUR BUTT MY OWN SISTER THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!?

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